Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
