I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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