the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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