Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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