never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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