I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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