I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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