just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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