If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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