Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I've blown a few things in my day
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
