I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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