And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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