I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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