You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Randomize
