Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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