For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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