I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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