pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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