So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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