Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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