It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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