Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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