eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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