1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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