I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
