Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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