2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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