You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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