Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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