oh god the rape fog is back!
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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