sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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