But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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