He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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