piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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