quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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