I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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