wakey wakey hands off snakey
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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