I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm always down for nudity.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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