of course. lets lasso hookers.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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