My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
no you cant smoke seaweed
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I forget how to act sober
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