Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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