btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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