She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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