You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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