Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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