is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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