At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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