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(248): View more from Michigan

I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?

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(906): View more from Michigan

Midget sex pt 2 tonight

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(515): View more from Iowa

Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class

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(337): View more from Louisiana

if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.

(1-337): View more from Louisiana

so you admit it was good then??

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?

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(207): View more from Maine

someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?

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since 2006

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(917): View more from New York City

I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts

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(772): View more from Florida

I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.

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