all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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