I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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