Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize