i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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